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How Smart is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.
Your foot will change direction.
And there's nothing you can do about it!
Salvaged from the ruins of my first website, this link randomly quotes words of wisdom I thought were hillarious in high school.
Dispense Wisdom:The Totally Biased Scale:
Catwoman: Pending a -2
I haven't seen it, I don't plan to see it, but based on the costume, and Sharon Stone's comment that President Bush kept her from kissing Halle Berry, I'm giving it a -2 anyway.
Cellular: 1
It was a lot different then I thought it would be. Good movie, but a little quirky. Also, I want Chris Evans to be my baby's daddy... eventhough the last thing I remember before my DUI is watching one of his movies.
The Chronicles of Riddick: 1
Technically I should give it a 0, but it gets to one just because I thought it was cool.
Cloverfield: 1
It's exactly like the trailers suggested it would be. No twists or surprises. No resolution or explanation of what the thing is (which is to be expected from this style).
Explanation of Scoring:
The Day After Tomorrow: 1
Better than I was expecting. It's Independence Day without Will Smith... or aliens.
Hairspray: 2
I want to jump Zac's bones.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 1
They skipped some of my favorite parts of the book.
King Arthur: 2
This movie wasn't advertised enough, but really is excellent. And the guys aren't even my type.
M. Night Shyamalan I A.K.A. The Sixth Sense: -2
First, the entire movie relies on the twist at the end. Second, I hate that kid.
M. Night Shyamalan II A.K.A. Unbreakable: 1
Most of the movie is great, but the cliché twist at the end is lame (and I don't care if lame twists are thematic for the comic book genre).
M. Night Shyamalan III A.K.A. Signs: 0
Again, great movie, until the end. If God knew the aliens were coming, why didn't he tell everyone to buy a squirt gun?
M. Night Shyamalan IV A.K.A. The Village: 0
I wanted to hate this movie. I really, really did. But I don't. At least I didn't pay to see it.
Plot Synopsis:
M. Night Shyamalan V A.K.A. Lady in the Water: Pending a -2
Didn't see it. Not going to see it. Anyone who casts himself as the savior of humanity is begging to by martyred.
The Manchurian Candidate (2004): -1
A little too predictable, I only went to see it because Liev Schreiber is cute.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse: 0
I wanted to love this movie. I really, really did. But I don't. Milla Jovovich is hot, and Oded Fehr is hot, but there just weren't enough scenes of zombie violence. Also, the music falls short of the original's score.
Resident Evil: Extinction: 0
I wanted to like this movie. But I don't. Milla Jovovich is hot. Oded Fehr is hot. There still wasn't enough zombie violence.
Shrek 2: 1
Better animation then Shrek, but the story was weaker.
Spiderman 2: 2
I want to jump Tobey's bones.
Spiderman 3: 1
I want to jump Tobey and Topher's bones.
The Stepford Wives: 1
I liked it, and I can see plenty of uses for a Stepford Husband of my own.
Transformers: 2
I want to jump Optimus's bones... uh... wait... I mean I want to jump Shia's bones.
Van Helsing: 0
Really, did they have to fight through two castles?